|Goodbye Favorite Hair Clips! <sniffle>|
2. No more shampoo and conditioner.
3. No more mascara clumps!
4. No more precious moments wasted by daily brushing.
5. Electric styling aids no longer needed (hair dryers, curling irons) = SAVE ELECTRICITY!
6. Opportunity to try different hair styles via wigs. (Does not apply to me)
7. Less to no hair in the drain!
8. Opportunity to become a "hat person."
9. NO chance of lice!
10. FREE bikini wax!
11. No leg shaving! (Woot)
12. Any unwanted hair - GONE!
13. Can make money by posing as the NEW "Mr. Clean!"